"You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!"
---Arthur, The Tick
Despite the fact that I haven't posted anything meaningful on this site in over 4 years I came to the realization that.....meaningful was never the point and is, in fact, contradictory to what the Insane Asylum was about in the first place. Umbrella.
Meaningfullness is, in and of itself, a useless endeavor. Eating German suasages is not. Eating Germans is. Dan can make eating anything meaningful. Dan does not eat, he feeds.
If a monkey breaks a clock in New Zealand how long does it take a lumpy cumquat to travel from Lisbon to Detroit in 3 hours? or for that matter 9 gallons! In all my years as a faerie glass I never once, twice, three times a lady dog down quintisentially wheat when you look at it from a purely fastidious perspective. Weebles wobble, but they don't f...........wait.........yes they do.
Stupid Weebles.
If you're looking for the message board...don't or do if you have a lot of free time...you won't find it though.
Click the ads on the right. Gimme money! or better yet...invent a program that constantly clicks on them for you and run it for a decade.
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